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The last of the three posts on quotes alone, it’s the icing on cake, real witty quotes from a developers/geeks perspective, read and enjoy.

Quotes For/From Programmers


-         C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

-         You ASCII stupid question, you get stupid ANSI 

-         Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!

-         Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious!

-         He who laughs last probably made a backup  - Rai Umair

-         If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0!

-         COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck 

-         COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out 

-         If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft 

-         Hackers: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!- Rai Umair

-         99 percent of programmers give the rest a bad name.

-         Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything.

-         Life would be much simpler if we could just look at the source code

-         I saw, I bought, and I pirated. - Rai Umair

-         Constants aren't; variables don't 

-         I had a life I have a computer. - Rai Umair

-         If you can't fix a bug - write it in the documentation as a feature

-         Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!

-         My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier 


Posted on Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:15 AM Quotes | Back to top

Comments on this post: Interesting Quotes (Part 3)

# A Computer... Something Else Interesting
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,,, A computer is a female....
*It uses a lot of complicated language that no one understands but itself...
*It has a long-term memory that stores whatever mistakes you have done to it and uses it as reference
*When a warning message comes up, you just click OK

,,, A computer is a male...
*It has to be turned on before it is willing to do anything
*It has a constant loss of memory
*When you have just gotten to like one, you find out that if you had waited a few more days, you could have gotten a better model
Left by RAZA on Apr 22, 2004 3:42 PM

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